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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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