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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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