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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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