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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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