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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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