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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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