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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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