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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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