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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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