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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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