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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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