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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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