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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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