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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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