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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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