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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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