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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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