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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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