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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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