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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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