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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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