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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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