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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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