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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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