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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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