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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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