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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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