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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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