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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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