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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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