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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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