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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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