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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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