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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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