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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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