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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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