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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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