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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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