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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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