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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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