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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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