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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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