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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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