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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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