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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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