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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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