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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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