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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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