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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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