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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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